Candy Toy Report ~November Edition~

okniwy has been kidnapped and moved to a new location. You can now find him at Riders, Rangers and Rambles. Also, by kidnapped and moved, we mean that we put a sack on his head and rolled him around the office before putting him in the cubicle next to his old one.

The Editors

Circles, Underwear and some cool T-Shirts

Yes, now you too can wear the very fashionable OOO underwear for just 1500 Yen! Shipping and Middleman fees not included. Sizes range from Medium to Large and Large to Extra Large. These dazzling hot undies are set to ship out from Bandai's trunks making private covering factory this October 2010. Who isn't tempted to buy these bold and beautiful boxers of nature's gorgeous flowers? Still not convinced if they look the look? Well watch the first episode of OOO and watch Eiji Hino proudly wear them in public! If you're a reviewer it would be very interesting how you'll review these outstanding underpants. So take out your wallets and pull up those shorts!

More stunning clothes and accessories after the jump...

Mysterious Memories.

Double is almost over, and the Memories of the Earth will soon be replaced by Medals of Completion as awesome collectible gimmicks. But still, Gaia Memories are versatile, there could be almost an infinite amount of third party (Read: fan-made) ones. I myself developed four. However, these Memories are only theoretical, as they would not draw from the Earth's knowledge, but rather the memories of a dormant crucible of unlimited creative potential that lies within paradox space. 
Of course, no such place exists, but it is described with much detail in a favored webcomic of mine. Click the text under the Memories to be transported to that wonderful place. 

"A place where four will gather..."

And if this does nothing for you, I promise that next week will be a Gashapon Pop. Even if Bandai doesn't update, I will make sure there is a Gashapon Pop.

Thanks to Andrew Hussie for giving the okay to give him more publicity.

This has been okniwy,

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Interlesting Engrlish #1

Hello Everybody! okniwy here!

Did Bandai update their candy toy website? No. Am I doing Gashapon toys now? No, that's next week. This week is a bit less content heavy. (Yes, expect me once a week, just like the columnists at Cracked, but with less profanity and more Japanese children's entertainment.)

What editions of "Interlesting Engrlish" will bring to the table is just above the prescribed dose of the English language mangled by those who speak phonetically incompatible languages, including Japanese. It also gives me an excuse to copy-paste most of the article's content. (Though it's looking 50/50 this time around...)

This specific edition is less cringe inducing, a warm-up if you will. What we have here are the synopsis' for the four shows that make up TV Asahi's Sunday morning children's programming block. Where did I get them? That's the interesting thing, they came from Bandai of Japan's website for English speaking investors. What's amazing is that it's halfway decent, just some problems with punctuation and intergrating entirely Japanese phrases.


I've been rambling long enough here's all of them in order of timeslot.